Dalia Causby: no i cant guess the answer to this riddle
Gaston Edgcomb: lets see if you remember my last riddle this 1 is iaitsg it has do do with what grade im in
Mitchell Pickens: its no! theres no answer to it. we go round and round in circles on this one
Cliff Jacoby: What is the funniset you have ever seen??and i mean somethig really funny!!:D
Antone Bual: its time... heres an awesome explantaion rhyme!!The time has come,winter is hereand those yellow bears disapear.(...I turn polar bears white )The time has pastas man looks back with a sighand a tear in his eye.(...and I will make you cry.)As time is heldboys cross their legsbut of course the toilet begs(...I make guys have to pee)As time marches onGirls loose their blushand swap a comb for their brush(...and girls comb their hair.)As time passesFor those held hightheir end is nigh(...I make celebrities look stupid )As time catches upEveryone is equalwhen we get to the final sequal(...and nor! mal people look like celebrities.)As time turnsWithout it we have flour and waterWith it we have breakfast for my daughter(...I turn pancakes brown )As time revolvesHow does one turn water and wineinto something so fine)...and make your champane bubble.)As time runs outThe more in a minute you try and squeezethe less you can do with ease.(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )As time ticksAll the time that has pastman cannot comprehand something so vast.(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )btw, it is NOT "no". a couple people asked "can u answer this riddle" because they were really wondering, not because it was part of the riddle. however, that is an extremely clever way of solving it that i never wouod have thought of.;)...Show more
Zora Mazzie: time
Thurman Buege: i seen this one like ten times last night, i think the answer was time.
Somer Distilo: no[is the answer]
Caterina Yeargan: a bear takin a Sh*t in the woods
Matt Tiry: iaitsg?
Rebbec! ca Sorkin: i dont get it
Joeann Hoyt: omg.how many of th! ese questions will be asked..gosh.
Eulah Hugill: Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl."The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken."So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?"Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance."So the man humbly returns to his friend."So what did she say?" asks the friend.The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants."--Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dea! d! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"--Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away."jonny, wait until we've said our prayer," his mother reminded him."I don't have to," the little boy replied."Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house.""That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."--Little Johnny's teacher passed out red lifesavers to all the kids in class as part of her lesson on the 5 senses. She told all the children to use whatever sense of perception they could to figure out the flavor. Some kids smelled them, some pointed out the color, but everyone eventually tasted them. Finally a little girl raised her hand and said, "is it cherry?! " "Yes it is" said the teacher. Next she passed out purple grape lifesa! vers to everyone. The children examined and tasted the candy until a little boy put his hand in the air and announced, "it's grape!" "Good job" said the teacher. For the last one, she passed out yellow honey-flavored lifesavers. All the kids examined, smelled, and tasted the candy, but no one had a guess. The teacher offered a hint. She said, "It's something your mommy and daddy may call you." Little Johnny immediately screamed, "Spit it out everybody, it's asshole!"--Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted." One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly." So Little Johnny asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"--Ms. Brooks was having trouble with ! one of her first-grade pupils. "Johnny,what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic. "What is three times three?" "Nine, Sir." "How much is nine times six?" "Fifty-four." And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade student should know. The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."Ms. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed. Ms. Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Johnny, after a moment, answered ! "Legs, Ma'am""What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" "! Pockets!""OK,what does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants.""What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" "Coconut.""What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge. "Bubblegum!""What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands, Ma'am.""Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK? First one: You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do." Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!""OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
Patrica Loertscher: 2 points.
Irvin Guiles: any kind as long as they are funny!
Samara Siewers: It's really easy guys.! the answer is NO!it says " Can you guess the riddle?" the answer to the riddle is no!NOO we can not solve this riddle! I sware that this is the answer.
Alise Rutgers: 1. The Sight of Girls (Boys will think the girl is pretty and nearly pee, while girls will see they are getting an attraction from boys and will brush their hair to make them prettier)2. Plastic Surgery (You'll get it after a while lol) 3. Vinager4. A Balloon5. You are death.Lol I strive to be different!...Show more
Jude Kennelly: i am in the seventh grade
Ileen Oshell: when I was in about 3rd grade, bak in the19??'s my primary school was only a block or two from the swimming poolwell one hot day, my pals n I snuck out to the tuck shop thru a hole in the fence.. As we are buying lollies, in comes this???? woman???wearing a bathing-suit fitting the era. BUT.she was old enough to have the customary purple tinged silver hair piled up on her head.she is wearing very high chunky silver sandals, a! nd a full body leopard skin print bathers. and matching square handbag ! thingy,...my girls start muffling giggles, and nudge me...my tee hees slowly become uncontrolled laughter, as do we all.this drag-queen woman, naturally takes offence, yells at -Me"what are you laughing at???"well being a kid.. I answered her..With,.... "uh uh uh I honestly donno ma'am"Where upon, she slaps my face sooooooo hard I spin around, and topple into a pal...naturally, I burst into tears and run bak to school, severely cutting my hip on the fence on the way in..and was sent home..but no one could tell how I got hurt, without the risk of suspensions....I'll never forget a single detail of that day..
Mee Blumenfeld: hehe the answer is No. I can't guess the riddle. Most kindergarten students would just say no but Harvard Graduates take time to think about it.
Antone Youla: the answer is nothing^_^
Newton Fedorko: ??? wow thats a twist! TONS of people say time but i don't think thats the answer and other people say "yes" or something! I want to know t! oo! (plus this riddle is EVERYWHERE now!)
Cornelius Thornborrow: 1st.
Mitchel Demry: go to this website.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kThoZpF_U
Luke Gacusan: The Perfect Son. A: I have the superb son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he does not. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he does not. B: Does he ever come house past due? A: No, he does not. B: I wager you fairly do have the superb son. How historic is he? A: He will probably be six months historic subsequent Wednesday
Micah Schwarcz: lol easy...........ME
Queenie Ruthers: pressure!!!!!!!
Ewa Homrich: Yay!!! Good luck in first grade next year. Seriously... no idea what you're talking about.
Rolanda Merritt: I am in the sixth grade?
Frances Macky: No. I can not answer it. The question the riddle asked is if i knew the answer. So my answer is no.
Patrica Loertscher: The answer is "No"because it's asking if you "can guess the riddle?" and most people say No...and that's ho! w they get it right
Keven Woodington: you dont deserve my love...
Loise Mausser: Hmm. English PLEASE.
Cristopher Gavalis: abraham lincoln george bush and bill clinton were all in a cruise boat when it started to sink. lincoln said we have to get the women and children to safter bush said screw the women and children, and clinton said do we have time?
Bo Perham: maybe 1st cuz you cant speill
Antonia Quinnett: timee
Emerita Sciandra: i cant go on you tube etc cos am on the works computer an its blocked
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